{"id":2877,"date":"2018-08-09T16:05:24","date_gmt":"2018-08-09T16:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/?p=2877"},"modified":"2018-08-09T16:05:57","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T16:05:57","slug":"i-beat-a-gta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/archives\/2877","title":{"rendered":"I Beat A GTA!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/620c89a5f0347147ea17036be706fc1b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/620c89a5f0347147ea17036be706fc1b-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/620c89a5f0347147ea17036be706fc1b-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/620c89a5f0347147ea17036be706fc1b-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/620c89a5f0347147ea17036be706fc1b-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/620c89a5f0347147ea17036be706fc1b.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Despite having played every major <b>GTA<\/b> installment dating back to the late 1990s, I have never actually completed any of them.  Not a one!  From the London updates to the original, through the PS2&#8217;s trilogy, even <b>GTA4<\/b>, I&#8217;ve played almost everything (Except 4&#8217;s DLC).  In fact, I&#8217;ve already <a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/?p=2259\">written about GTA3&#8217;s impact on gaming<\/a>.  But at no point did I ever follow-through and see the credits on any of them.  That&#8217;s not a bad thing!  They were all marvelous releases and Rockstar&#8217;s brand revolutionized gaming and became the biggest-selling form of media in history.<\/p>\n<p>And I actually started <b>GTA5<\/b> when it came out.  However, I had to return it to GameFly for one reason or another.  As the years progressed, I watched the sales figures creep up.  60, 70, 80, 90 million units.  Holy shit.<\/p>\n<p>With sales never floundering, the price tag rarely dipped.  However, I finally nabbed the game at the low, low price of $20.  And it is quite low, considering just how much game is crammed into this behemoth.  With no other games capturing my attention at the time and a busy autumn ahead, I gave it a go.  Reminiscing of the missions I&#8217;d done and branching into new territory, the entire lot was a hell of a lot of fun.  It&#8217;s such a polished product with scores of random events, WTF moments, incredible writing and amazing production value.  I cannot recommend it enough and even completing it leaves a great majority of the game still unseen, both online and off.<\/p>\n<p>As has been my wont, here are some spoilericious snapshots from the journey.  For the first time, I can claim accomplishment in clearing a <b>GTA<\/b> game.  It&#8217;s about damn time!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180622001108.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180622001108-300x169.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2878\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180622001108-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180622001108-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180622001108-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180622001108.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180625072700.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180625072700-300x169.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2879\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180625072700-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180625072700-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180625072700-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180625072700.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180718232201.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180718232201-300x169.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2880\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180718232201-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180718232201-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180718232201-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180718232201.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180720235312.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180720235312-300x169.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2881\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180720235312-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180720235312-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180720235312-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180720235312.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180726074244.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180726074244-300x169.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2882\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180726074244-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180726074244-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180726074244-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180726074244.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180807120107.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180807120107-300x169.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2883\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180807120107-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180807120107-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180807120107-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Grand-Theft-Auto-V_20180807120107.png 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite having played every major GTA installment dating back to the late 1990s, I have never actually completed any of them. Not a one! From the London updates to the original, through the PS2&#8217;s trilogy, even GTA4, I&#8217;ve played almost everything (Except 4&#8217;s DLC). In fact, I&#8217;ve already written about GTA3&#8217;s impact on gaming. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15,4],"tags":[144],"class_list":["post-2877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-worst","category-blog","category-games","tag-grand-theft-auto"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2877"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2886,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2877\/revisions\/2886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}