{"id":4665,"date":"2024-03-26T14:21:24","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T14:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/?p=4665"},"modified":"2024-03-26T14:21:24","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T14:21:24","slug":"balatro-surprise-game-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/archives\/4665","title":{"rendered":"Balatro: Surprise Game Of The Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s another case of, &#8220;I never knew I wanted a game like this,&#8221; yet here we are and I&#8217;m enthralled, utterly, with <b>Balatro<\/b> and its mechanics.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s simple but deep and full of game-breaking strategies &#8211; all of which are designed to be so broken.  After a bit of time just messing around, I started trying to win and&#8230;to my complete surprise, today was the day!  Armed with the powerful Triboulet joker and four kings of hearts, I beat the eighth ante, earning a whopping $260k on one hand!  It was quite silly, really, but that is the point.  I&#8217;m having such a blast with this stupid game.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091606_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091606_1-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091606_1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091606_1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091606_1-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091606_1-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091606_1-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091629_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091629_1-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091629_1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091629_1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091629_1-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091629_1-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091629_1-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091726_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091726_1-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091726_1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091726_1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091726_1-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091726_1-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/20240326091726_1-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Ba<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s another case of, &#8220;I never knew I wanted a game like this,&#8221; yet here we are and I&#8217;m enthralled, utterly, with Balatro and its mechanics. It&#8217;s simple but deep and full of game-breaking strategies &#8211; all of which are designed to be so broken. After a bit of time just messing around, I started [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-worst","category-blog","category-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4670,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4665\/revisions\/4670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}