{"id":898,"date":"2012-09-20T03:09:39","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T03:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/?p=898"},"modified":"2012-09-20T03:09:39","modified_gmt":"2012-09-20T03:09:39","slug":"borderlands-2-joy-puking-my-face-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/archives\/898","title":{"rendered":"Borderlands 2: Joy Puking My Face Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bl2-cast2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bl2-cast2-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bl2-cast2\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-899\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bl2-cast2-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bl2-cast2.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I got the damn game the day it came out but waited an entire day to play the thing.  Today&#8230;I played.  And I liked.  <\/p>\n<p>It rocks.  It&#8217;s everything I wanted it to be&#8230;namely, <b>MORE BORDERLANDS<\/b>.  Last night, I ended up skipping over this much-anticipated title <b>AND<\/b> the <b>Resident Evil 6<\/b> demo to play <b>Zuma Revenge<\/b> with my wife. It was fun.  But it wasn&#8217;t <b>Borderlands<\/b>.  While I read previews and reviews here and there, I never can really get a feel until I play the thing.  I am a very visual learner.  So, getting my hands deep on in that shit means I got to level up a bit, start spreading the points, badass tokens, sold weapons, etc.  It felt so familiar just better, slicker, newer.  I didn&#8217;t get a long session this evening, I was so tired (2am <b>Zuma<\/b> does that to you!) but I endeavor to do so soon.  This game is great, and I&#8217;m not going to divulge why.  It is b\/c it&#8217;s <b>Borderlands<\/b>.  So damn good!  Joy Puking My Face Off!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bl2-joy-puke.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bl2-joy-puke-300x161.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"bl2-joy-puke\" width=\"300\" height=\"161\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-906\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bl2-joy-puke-300x161.png 300w, https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bl2-joy-puke.png 636w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got the damn game the day it came out but waited an entire day to play the thing. Today&#8230;I played. And I liked. It rocks. It&#8217;s everything I wanted it to be&#8230;namely, MORE BORDERLANDS. Last night, I ended up skipping over this much-anticipated title AND the Resident Evil 6 demo to play Zuma Revenge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,4],"tags":[86],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-borderlands","category-games","tag-resident-evil-6"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":907,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions\/907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slateman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}