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Lydia No!

Posted in Games, Humor, Skyrim, Video with tags on March 3, 2012 by slateman

Ah, this is funny stuff. I figured my Lydia posts were done; she is dead after all.

Dear Lydia…

Posted in Games, Humor, Skyrim with tags on February 24, 2012 by slateman

Sorry Lydia...

Dear Lydia,

I am so sorry. Losing you was dreadful. I didn’t even know you had died.

I met Uthgerd the Unbroken. I only asked her to follow me to see if you were gone. She died in Cragwallow Slope. It wasn’t a particularly sad moment; that Bandit Marauder was a tough enemy.

But then I met Annekke Crag-Jumper. I don’t know…she’s not bad. She’s blonde, but she’s nowhere near as awesome as you. However, The Elder Scrolls Wiki tells me she has the same voice as you. I suppose I’ll hang out with her for a while. She’s married, so there are no real worries, but I’m also told I could never wed you anyways.

One day I’ll get over your loss. Today is not that day.